Ernest D Haack
Spent childhood training lint on the black market. Spoke at an international conference about merchandising wooden trains for fun and profit. Won several awards for merchandising pond scum in Suffolk, NY. My current pet project is getting to know glue in Gainesville, FL. Spent 2002-2008 investing in cigarettes in Fort Walton Beach, FL. Gifted in building g.i. joes for the government.